fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison. if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter.
so really it’s in your best interest not to be a cunt.
“DM - “A hooded figure opens your door and moves to attack you.”
Druid - “What about my sixty sheep?”
DM - “…A hooded figure opens your door, and is greeted by a wall of sheep, which proceed to burst out of the room and flood the inn’s hallway. Movement speed is halved.”—(via outofcontextdnd)